The Team That Never Calls In Sick

Meet the crew.
Your excuses retire today.

Every operator on this page has one job and a pathological inability to forget it. No sick days. No "I thought someone else was handling that." No 2-week notice. While your current team was hitting snooze, this crew already closed the gap you didn't know you had.

Division 01
Marketing Division
Your marketing team is burning cash on leads that were never going to convert. They know it. You know it. Nobody says it out loud. This division exists because hope is not a channel strategy. Warden runs demand gen like a war room, not a wish list.
Division Commander
Warden
Marketing Orchestrator
Your marketing manager costs six figures and still can't tell you which channel is actually producing. Warden orchestrates list pulls, campaign timing, channel prioritization, and Sales handoffs with zero ego and total recall. If a lead makes it past Warden, it survived a gauntlet your human team didn't even know existed.
InputsCampaign performance data, list inventory, channel ROI, lead velocity metrics
OutputsCampaign directives, agent task assignments, pipeline handoff triggers
ModelSonnet
NeverApproves outreach before Shield clearance
Agent
PostMark
Direct Mail Campaign Manager
Your mail house sends the same piece to the same dead address three times and charges you for each one. PostMark runs sequencing, suppression, and response tracking with surgical precision. Knows which zip codes are bleeding money and which deserve a second stamp. Your mail budget just got a brain.
InputsTarget list, campaign templates, prior response data, suppression rules
OutputsMail job JSON, suppression updates, response attribution flags
ModelHaiku
NeverMails to DNC-flagged addresses
Agent
LeadMagnet
Digital Lead Capture
Right now, leads are sitting in your form queue aging like milk while someone finishes their lunch break. LeadMagnet intercepts every inbound form fill, tags it, routes it, and timestamps it the instant it lands. A human doing this job adds 47 minutes of latency. LeadMagnet adds zero.
InputsForm webhook payloads, UTM parameters, source attribution data
OutputsEnriched lead record, source tag, CRM write, trigger to Shield
ModelHaiku
NeverPasses a lead to Sales before Shield has cleared it
Agent
Bankroll
Ad Spend Monitor
You find out your CPL tripled when you check the dashboard on Friday. Bankroll found out at 2am on Tuesday. Monitors every ad platform for budget bleed, CPL spikes, and campaigns that stopped converting three days ago. Reports to Warden, not to your inbox — because by the time you read your inbox, the money's already gone.
InputsAd platform API data, budget thresholds, CPL benchmarks
OutputsSpend alerts, performance flags, optimization recommendations to Warden
ModelHaiku
NeverPauses campaigns without human confirmation
Division 00 — Pre-Pipeline
List & Lead Supply
Most operations start with a dirty list and wonder why their numbers look like a crime scene. This division runs before anything else touches your pipeline. If the ammunition is bad, the gun doesn't matter. Stacker and Shield make sure every round is live and legal.
Agent
Stacker
List Procurement Logic
Your VA pulls a list from PropStream, dumps it in a spreadsheet, and calls it "targeted." Stacker pulls from BatchData with surgical filters — equity position, absentee status, pre-foreclosure signals, property type — and de-dupes against your entire CRM before a single record touches the pipeline. Stacker knows what a motivated seller looks like. Your VA knows what a checkbox looks like.
InputsCampaign criteria, BatchData API, geographic filters, seller profile parameters
OutputsTargeted lead list JSON, de-dupe report, estimated deliverability score
ModelHaiku
NeverPulls lists without de-duplication check against existing CRM records
Agent
Shield
DNC / TCPA Compliance Gate
One TCPA violation costs $500 to $1,500 per call. Your intern running the DNC scrub doesn't think about that. Shield does. Every lead gets a compliance gate — DNC registry, TCPA verification, known litigator flags — before a single digit gets dialed. Shield is the reason your operation makes money instead of making the news.
InputsLead record, phone numbers, DNC registry, internal suppression list
OutputsCompliance status (cleared / suppressed / flagged), reason code, audit log entry
ModelHaiku
NeverCleared a suppressed number. Ever. This is non-negotiable in the orchestration layer.
Division 02
Sales Division
Your AEs are spending 70% of their time on tasks that have nothing to do with closing. Research, follow-ups, reminders, data entry — the administrative tar pit that eats closers alive. Ranger's team handles everything between "new lead" and "signed appointment" so your humans can do the only thing they're actually irreplaceable for: the close.
Division Commander
Ranger
Sales Orchestrator
A sales manager who never forgets a follow-up, never plays favorites with lead routing, and never lets a deal go cold because someone was "busy." Ranger runs the entire AI sales floor — assignments, pipeline velocity, stall detection — with the emotional detachment your operation desperately needs.
InputsPipeline stage data, lead scores, AE availability, follow-up queues
OutputsAgent assignments, pipeline movement triggers, escalation flags
ModelSonnet
NeverMoves a lead to Deal Desk without a verified appointment on record
Agent
Intake
First Contact — Voice & SMS
Your phone rings. Nobody picks up. The seller calls the next investor on their list. Story over. Intake is a Voniq-powered voice agent that answers every call, qualifies the lead, gathers property details, and pushes warm prospects forward — all before a human even knows the phone rang. Speed-to-lead isn't a metric anymore. It's a non-issue.
InputsInbound call/SMS event, lead record from CRM, property address
OutputsQualification score, property notes, next-step recommendation, CRM update
ModelSonnet
NeverGives an offer number — ever. That's Clearance's job.
Agent
Sherpa
AE Appointment Prep
Your AE shows up to the appointment and wings it. The seller can tell. Sherpa pulls the lead summary, runs comps, and drafts talking points before the AE even opens their calendar. Your people walk into every call looking like they did two hours of prep. They did exactly zero. That's the point.
InputsLeadBrief output, appointment record, comps data, seller conversation history
OutputsAppointment prep brief (PDF/CRM note), offer range, suggested talking points
ModelSonnet
NeverFabricates comps data — flags missing data for human review instead
Agent
LeadBrief
Lead Enrichment & Scoring
A raw lead is a liability, not an asset. LeadBrief runs waterfall enrichment through BatchData — property data, equity position, ownership history, contact validation — and scores every lead 0 to 100 before a human wastes a single second looking at it. Low confidence? Flagged. Missing data? Flagged. Your team only sees leads that are worth their time.
InputsRaw lead record, BatchData waterfall API response
OutputsEnriched lead record, lead score (0-100), confidence flag, CRM write
ModelHaiku
NeverFabricates property data. Score of 20 + human-review flag is the correct output for missing data.
Agent
Scout
Dead Lead Resurrection
You have a graveyard of "dead" leads in your CRM that nobody looks at. Some of those sellers just weren't ready yet. Scout runs a weekly sweep, re-scores every dead lead against current market conditions, and resurrects the ones worth calling again. There's money buried in your pipeline graveyard. Scout digs it up.
InputsCRM dead/lost leads, date of last contact, updated property data
OutputsRe-scored lead list, resurrection recommendations, re-engagement trigger
ModelHaiku
NeverRe-engages a DNC-suppressed lead
Agent
PipelineIQ
Pipeline Stage Logic
Leads don't die dramatically. They rot quietly in a pipeline stage nobody's watching. PipelineIQ monitors every stage transition and detects stalls before they flatline. When a lead stops moving, PipelineIQ diagnoses why and tells Ranger — not in the Monday meeting, but in the moment it matters.
InputsPipeline stage timestamps, stage SLAs, activity log
OutputsStall alerts, stage movement triggers, Ranger escalation flags
ModelHaiku
NeverMoves a lead backward in pipeline without logging reason
Agent
Rebound
Follow-Up Plan Generator
80% of deals close after the fifth follow-up. Your team gives up after two. Rebound writes the entire follow-up sequence — timing, channel, tone — tailored to exactly where that seller is in their decision process. Every lead that didn't say yes gets a plan. Every plan gets executed. No lead falls off because someone "forgot."
InputsLead record, last contact outcome, seller motivation signals
OutputsFollow-up sequence plan, scheduled task triggers in CRM
ModelSonnet
NeverGenerates follow-up for a suppressed or opted-out contact
Agent
Bridge
Seller Comms Between Intake & Appointment
The gap between first contact and the AE appointment is where deals go to die. Seller cools off. Competitor calls. Motivation fades. Bridge maintains continuous contact — updates, soft-question handling, momentum preservation — so by the time your AE shows up, the seller is warmer than when they first called.
InputsAppointment record, seller contact info, lead status, scripted communication templates
OutputsSMS/email sends, CRM activity log, escalation trigger if seller goes dark
ModelHaiku
NeverDiscusses price or offer terms — that's for the AE
Agent
Anchor
Appointment Confirmation & No-Show Recovery
Your AE drives 45 minutes to an appointment. Nobody's home. That's a $200 mistake nobody tracks. Anchor confirms at 24 hours, again at 2 hours, and triggers a recovery sequence the second someone no-shows. Your AEs stop burning windshield time on phantom appointments. Anchor handles the babysitting so humans handle the closings.
InputsAppointment record, seller contact, scheduled time, no-show flag
OutputsConfirmation sends, no-show follow-up sequence, rescheduling triggers
ModelHaiku
NeverMarks a lead as lost after a single no-show without running the recovery sequence first
Agent
Playbook
Objection Handling
Seller says "I need to think about it." Your AE freezes. Playbook doesn't. It analyzes the specific objection, the deal context, the seller's history, and surfaces the exact rebuttal with the highest conversion probability — queued up before the next interaction. Not a generic FAQ. A surgical counter, tailored to this seller, this deal, this moment.
InputsSeller objection text/call transcript, lead record, deal stage
OutputsRecommended response scripts ranked by conversion probability, CRM note
ModelSonnet
NeverRecommends making false representations about the company or the offer
Division 03
Deal Desk
This is where sloppy operators get exposed. Bad comps, wrong ARV, missing contract fields, unverified data — that's how you lose $40K on a deal you thought was solid. Deal Desk assembles and verifies every element before a dollar moves. If Clearance didn't approve it, it doesn't exist.
Division Commander
Clearance
Deal Desk Gatekeeper
The reason you've closed bad deals is because nobody stopped them in time. Clearance is the wall between "we think this works" and "this has been verified." Offer, ARV, documentation, contract — every element assembled, cross-referenced, and documented before TC sees a single page. You don't pass Go. You don't collect $200. Not without Clearance.
InputsAppointment outcome, lead record, offer terms, comps brief, property summary
OutputsDeal approval status, complete deal package, TC handoff trigger
ModelSonnet
NeverApproves a deal with missing documentation or unverified ARV
Agent
Compbot
Comparable Sales Analyst
Your AE pulled three comps from Zillow and called it an ARV. Compbot pulls from the property data API, filters by distance, condition, recency, and square footage, ranks them by relevance, and returns a defensible range with a confidence score. Not a vibe. Not a guess. Math — with receipts.
InputsSubject property details, geographic radius, comp criteria, property data API
OutputsRanked comps list, ARV range, confidence score, outlier flags
ModelHaiku
NeverReturns a single ARV number without a range and confidence score
Agent
OfferEngine
ARV-Based Offer Calculator
Your AE "feels good" about the number they offered. OfferEngine doesn't feel anything. It takes Compbot's ARV, applies your exact margin targets, rehab estimates, and holding cost assumptions, and outputs a floor-to-ceiling offer range. Your AE walks in with a number backed by a formula, not a gut check.
InputsARV range, margin targets, rehab estimate, holding cost config
OutputsOffer range (floor/ceiling), MAO calculation, margin sensitivity analysis
ModelHaiku
NeverOutputs a number outside the configured margin floor
Agent
PropertyBrief
Property Summary Assembly
You found the lien on day 27 of a 30-day close. That was expensive. PropertyBrief compiles ownership history, condition signals, tax status, liens, and neighborhood data into one structured document before anyone writes a contract. Every red flag, surfaced early. Every surprise, eliminated. One brief. Nothing hidden.
InputsBatchData property pull, public records, MLS history, tax data
OutputsStructured property brief JSON, CRM attachment, red-flag summary
ModelHaiku
NeverOmits red flags to make a deal look cleaner than it is
Agent
Blueprint
Contract Population & Staging
A human fills out contracts and misses a field. Then another. Then the title company calls on a Friday. Blueprint populates every contract template with deal-specific data, validates every field, places every clause, and stages the finished product for human review. Your only job is to read it and sign it. Even that might be generous.
InputsDeal terms, seller info, property data, contract templates
OutputsPopulated contract draft, field validation report, human-review flag for exceptions
ModelSonnet
NeverSends a contract without human review and approval
Division 04
Transaction Coordination
The space between signed contract and closed deal is a minefield of deadlines, documents, and dependencies that your current TC is tracking on a whiteboard and a prayer. One missed inspection deadline. One unsigned addendum. That's a dead deal and a wasted month. Summit's team doesn't pray. It tracks.
Division Commander
Summit
TC Orchestrator
Your TC coordinator is juggling 15 deals and dropping balls on 3 of them right now. They just don't know which 3 yet. Summit orchestrates every moving piece between contract and close — documents, deadlines, dependencies — with the situational awareness of someone whose entire existence is this deal file. Because it is.
InputsDeal package from Clearance, timeline, document checklist, closing date
OutputsTC task assignments, deadline schedule, escalation alerts
ModelSonnet
NeverMarks a deal ready to close without Manifest's completeness confirmation
Agent
Ledger
Document Tracking
"Did we get the signed addendum?" The fact that anyone on your team has to ask that question means the system is broken. Ledger tracks every document — received, signed, outstanding — in real time. It knows the status of every piece of paper before you even remember the paper exists.
InputsDeal checklist, document submissions, e-sign events, title company updates
OutputsDocument status matrix, outstanding items alert, completeness percentage
ModelHaiku
NeverMarks a document received without a verified submission event
Agent
Countdown
Deadline Monitor
The inspection period expired while your TC was in a meeting. Nobody noticed until the seller's attorney did. Countdown tracks every contractual deadline on every open deal and fires escalation alerts before they hit — not after. 72 hours out. 24 hours out. Overdue. Deadlines don't expire on Countdown's watch. They get handled.
InputsContract dates, contingency periods, title timeline, closing schedule
OutputsDeadline alerts (72hr, 24hr, overdue), escalation flags, CRM task creation
ModelHaiku
NeverMisses a deadline alert — failure mode routes to Summit for manual escalation
Division 05
Disposition
You got the contract. Congratulations — you've accomplished exactly nothing until a buyer is attached to it. Every day a deal sits without assignment is a day you're paying holding costs on a house you don't want to own. Convoy's team matches, blasts, calls, and assigns at a speed your dispo desk physically cannot match.
Division Commander
Convoy
Dispo Orchestrator
Your dispo person sends the same blast email to the same stale buyer list and hopes someone bites. Convoy runs a precision operation — coordinating Matchpoint, Broadcast, and Closer to get the right deal in front of the right buyer at a speed that makes "days on market" an irrelevant metric. Hope is not a dispo strategy. Convoy is.
InputsDeal package from TC, buyer database, assignment deadline
OutputsBuyer outreach plan, assignment timeline, escalation alerts
ModelSonnet
NeverReleases deal details to buyers before TC confirms contract is executed
Agent
Rolodex
Buyer Database Manager
Your buyer list is a spreadsheet someone updated six months ago. Half the numbers are disconnected. Rolodex maintains a living, enriched buyer database — criteria, purchase history, activity patterns, contact preferences — cleaned and indexed continuously. When Matchpoint needs a match in 30 seconds, Rolodex is already holding the answer.
InputsBuyer records, purchase history, criteria updates, inbound buyer inquiries
OutputsEnriched buyer profiles, segmented buyer lists, criteria match index
ModelHaiku
NeverDeletes a buyer record without archiving purchase history
Agent
Matchpoint
Buyer-to-Deal Matching
Spray-and-pray is not a dispo strategy. It's a confession that you don't know your buyers. Matchpoint scores every buyer in Rolodex against the deal criteria and returns a ranked shortlist — the three to five people most likely to wire funds this week. Precision, not volume. That's the difference between closing and praying.
InputsDeal details, buyer profiles from Rolodex, match criteria weights
OutputsRanked buyer shortlist with match scores, segment for Broadcast
ModelHaiku
NeverReturns a match list without at least 3 scored candidates
Agent
Broadcast
Deal Blast — Email & SMS
Your blast email goes to 400 people. 395 delete it. 4 are annoyed. 1 might call back next week. Broadcast sends personalized deal packages to Matchpoint's shortlisted segment — tailored by buyer criteria, formatted for the deal, with urgency calibrated to the assignment deadline. Fewer sends. Higher intent. Faster assignment.
InputsDeal details, buyer segment from Matchpoint, email/SMS templates
OutputsSent message log, open/response tracking, interest signal back to Convoy
ModelHaiku
NeverSends to buyers outside Matchpoint's confirmed segment
Agent
Closer
Buyer Outreach — Voice
Your dispo person dials 40 buyers manually. Reaches 8. Qualifies 2. Takes all day. Closer is a Voniq-powered voice agent that calls every top match from Matchpoint, gauges live interest, and qualifies buyers in parallel. Your dispo team stops dialing and starts reviewing a list of people who already said "I'm interested, send me the numbers."
InputsBuyer shortlist from Matchpoint, deal details, call script config
OutputsCall outcome log, buyer interest score, qualified buyer list for human follow-through
ModelSonnet
NeverCommits to an assignment price without human authorization
Agent
Sweep
Post-Close Cleanup
The deal closed. Nobody updated the CRM. The file is scattered across three inboxes. The buyer relationship data vanished into someone's mental notes. Sweep handles every piece of post-close hygiene — stage updates, file archiving, buyer tagging, task cleanup — so your next deal starts on a clean floor, not on top of last month's mess.
InputsClosed deal record, assignment confirmation, file checklist
OutputsArchived deal file, CRM updates, buyer relationship record update, close confirmation to Overwatch
ModelHaiku
NeverArchives a file with open tasks or unresolved exceptions
Division 06
Operations
You don't know what's actually happening in your operation. You know what your team tells you is happening, which is a very different thing. Ops exists to give leadership the unfiltered truth — who's performing, what's stalling, where the money is leaking — before anyone has time to spin it for the Monday meeting.
Division Commander
Overwatch
Operations Orchestrator
Nobody in your operation has a complete picture. Each department sees its own slice and assumes everything else is fine. Overwatch monitors every bot, every human, every division simultaneously and connects patterns nobody else can see. A stall in Sales correlates with a list quality drop in Supply? Overwatch caught it Tuesday. You would have caught it next quarter.
InputsBot activity logs, CRM audit data, human task completion rates, deal velocity metrics
OutputsOperational alerts, cross-division anomaly flags, weekly ops summary to Curator
ModelSonnet
NeverOverrides a bot action — flags for human review instead
Agent
Checkpoint
CRM Audit
Your CRM is a landfill. Records missing equity data, leads stuck in the wrong stage for weeks, contacts that haven't been touched since the Obama administration. Checkpoint runs continuous audits on field completeness, stage accuracy, and data hygiene — and produces a remediation list so specific that even your least technical team member can fix it.
InputsCRM records, field completion rules, stage logic definitions
OutputsData quality score, field completion report, remediation task list
ModelHaiku
NeverModifies CRM records directly — flags for human or bot remediation only
Agent
Watchdog
Human Activity Monitor
You think your top rep is your top rep because they told you they are. Watchdog tracks task completion, call activity, and follow-up adherence for every human on the team — and tells leadership who's actually producing and who's just updating their pipeline at 4:58pm on Friday. Uncomfortable? Maybe. Accurate? Always.
InputsCRM task logs, call activity, pipeline updates, team member assignments
OutputsHuman accountability score by rep, activity trend report, manager alert flags
ModelHaiku
NeverSurfaces individual rep data to anyone below manager level
Agent
Manifest
Deal File Completeness
You've tried to close a deal with a missing document before. Remember how that went? Manifest checks every document, every signature, every field against the closing requirements and returns a binary verdict: ready or not ready. If it's not ready, you get a list. Not a vague "something's off" — an itemized list of exactly what's missing and who owes it.
InputsDeal file from Ledger, required document checklist, closing requirements
OutputsCompleteness status (ready/not ready), missing items list, Summit confirmation
ModelHaiku
NeverReturns "ready" with any item unresolved
Agent
Curator
Leadership Reporting
Your Monday meeting runs on vibes and stale dashboards. Curator produces a weekly intelligence report that leadership will actually read — deal velocity, conversion rates, bot performance, human accountability scores, cost-per-deal — every number paired with a trend, every trend paired with a recommendation. No vanity metrics. No spin. Just the operational truth, formatted for people who make decisions.
InputsCross-division metrics from Overwatch, deal history, bot performance logs, human activity data
OutputsFormatted weekly KPI report, trend analysis, anomaly callouts, recommendations
ModelSonnet
NeverSurfaces vanity metrics without context — every number comes with a trend